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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

sas in australia

An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth.
The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.
When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.
Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.
Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.
The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing.

Dashy was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a accident and was in critical condition and in ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant...
Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!" "I hope you're proud of yourself!"
"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!" "It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care."
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed...
The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just messing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?

Friday, February 25, 2011

its on the news i had to say something

Apart from Workplace Safety, the 8-Hour Work Day, Minimum Wage, Vacation & Health Benefits, What Has The Union Ever Done For Us?

Would there be a middle class if there weren't ever any unions?

just me thinking

what makes people believe if a jury convicts a person of a crime that the person convicted is quilty of commiting a crime.If majority rules, why limit the jury pool to those chosen by lawyers.We have the means to hold trials open to the public for the choosing of guilt by the general populace.If the more the quantity of deciders the closer the truth, why not seek truth instead of justice?

us census stats


One birth every.................................. 7 seconds
One death every.................................. 11 seconds
One international migrant (net) every............ 40 seconds
Net gain of one person every..................... 14 seconds

Totaling 310,878,401 

its always good to know whats happening around where you live

food tip info

Have you seen advertisements for products such as coral calcium or alkaline water that are supposed to neutralize acid in your bloodstream? Taking calcium or drinking alkaline water does not affect blood acidity. Anyone who tells you that certain foods or supplements make your stomach or blood acidic does not understand nutrition.

You should not believe that it matters whether foods are acidic or alkaline, because no foods change the acidity of anything in your body except your urine. Your stomach is so acidic that no food can change its acidity. Citrus fruits, vinegar, and vitamins such as ascorbic acid or folic acid do not change the acidity of your stomach or your bloodstream. An entire bottle of calcium pills or antacids would not change the acidity of your stomach for more than a few minutes.

All foods that leave your stomach are acidic. Then they enter your intestines where secretions from your pancreas neutralize the stomach acids. So no matter what you eat, the food in stomach is acidic and the food in the intestines is alkaline.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

a funny joke i heard today

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,

"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
-Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
-Blonds aren't as dumb as most folk think

Wednesday, February 23, 2011


The two videos down the page are the 1st and 2nd half a the 20-minute long phone call between Gov. Walker and "David Koch", actually Ian Murphy of the ever-offensive Beast.

The call is very recent, probably from yesterday, as evidenced by its subject matter.

When "Koch" proposes "planting some troublemakers" among the Wisconsin protesters, Walker says "we thought about that". Not to mention that Walker agrees with "Koch" that Mika Brzezinski is "a real piece of ass." 

part 1 
part 2 

Thursday, February 17, 2011

when was it a crime to have fun?

what happen to living out your life? Im in my 20s and everyone around me is either married in a serious relationship or single but would jump to the idea of being categorized in the first two mentioned. what ever happen to being single, happy and not being forced to go on blind dates? im not saying that dating is bad or marriage or anything above is its just that i have this concept of being able to go out with friends in socials/dates and not feel obligated to ask her hand in holy matrimony. if you dont feel the need to feel committed at that point in time my suggestion is listen to yourself and dont do it.
try live like this and you will get what im saying

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

sorry i feel ive been slacking on posting im going to hypnotherapy sometime today maybe ill ask her to make me more inspired to give everyone something interesting at least to read about but if you have any ideas do comment.

Monday, February 14, 2011

we think were crazy check out the past

what ever happen to the days you could buy codeine without a prescription or when coke a cola had cocaine in the beverage these things sound ridiculous now but yet this generation is so called to be the worst generation of all time for things like this, i mean just because you guys (older generations) had it legal doesnt mean your saints. so i look forward to what the future holds so i can tell the future hoodlums how they messed everything up.

this ad made me think about this whole rant i just did

Thursday, February 10, 2011

lets do it right huh

so today im addressing the the fact that when you type in depressing songs it comes up with barney or something thats just annoying so today i will give you the best selection of songs for when you feel a little down i hope you like the list if you have any suggestions please tell me its always good to hear thanks.

heres 3 for the day enjoy

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

post break up sex

ive been listening to this song for the last 3 days its time spread the wealth hope you like it its called post break up sex by the vaccines. hope you like it

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

has anyone heard of the author a.m. homes?

if you havent you should look into her work. i usually dont pick up books and this book "music for torching" was was a one in a million chance of even looking at the cover. so its time to throw out the tv and start reading.

Monday, February 7, 2011

anyone know anything about good bands

so i have never been to a concert and i plan not to be a virgin in this area anymore but im pretty sure i dont want to lose it to some scum bag if you know what i mean so in saying what would be a really good band to see live i saw the performance of amy winehouse which looks like alot of fun so suggestions would be awesome.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

something nice for a change

so i came across this story about how a baby hippo was dragged out into the ocean then pushed back to the coast and with no chance to find his mother a century year old tortoise now cares for the baby as if it were his own.


Saturday, February 5, 2011

music that connects us well at least some of us (the pope wont get it)

 this is my best description of being drunk in music form the band spacemen 3 titled walk with jesus which is funny because i would like to be no where jesus if im this smashed i would probably want to fight him just for laughs.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

lets make a trillion dollars or at least minimum wage

well this year ive made the choice to find a job in another state and follow through  so this morning i received a call offer and i have a interview thursday, this is all to exciting and im glad i made the choice but to be honest im a little freaked out about the idea of moving across the state with only 300 dollars to my name and no idea about how im even going to get there but the hint trying to make sounds like a worth while risk.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Robert Maynard Hutchins

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."

i know i shouldnt but ive decided to take to heart this quote for a month and reason with myself if this quote here is for me.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

dont go to africa to see elephants check out tennessee

the largest sanctuary for old sick and rescued elephants may have the chance to be open to the public and will be used as an educational center which sounds like a good thing,  located in hohenwald Tennessee the founders Carol Buckley and Scott Blais reason for choosing Tennessee was based around similar climate and the amount of vegetation so make plans to check out these giants.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

bear swims 246 miles

so upon my random web surfing i cam across an article in the los angeles times about how a bear swam 246 miles from the alaska to the border of canada. while reading this article they pointed to the situations which are arising where these long swims are becoming too familiar, scientist are saying the reasons for this activity is because of melting ice caps and lack of food in where they have documented proof of cannibalism. after the swim this bear lost over one hundred pounds and also its cub. this article shows how desperate these animals are. 

Monday, January 17, 2011

concerns about haiti

after 25 years of exile in France, the former known president Jean-Claude Duvalier aka "baby doc" has come back to Haiti for reasons still not known to the general public, but should raise concerns about his timing of the return since the former president has left the country in exile himself. what is known about the dictator is he came to power at the age of eighteen after the death of his father Francois Duvali "papa doc." The former president abused his power to fund his own regime, he was forced to flee after the visit of pope john paul II asking to to spread the wealth with the people of Haiti which forced a rising in the country until jean Duvalier left Haiti to France from a U.S Air force base where he stayed until present. So what will happen now with his return? or what country's will help if they should to make sure that a dictator stays out of power from a country that has freedoms that would be crushed if able to return.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

australia underwater

recently Brisbane, Australia is currently under water which is said to be the worst flooding in Australia in over 100 years. after reading reports about the crisis its unimaginable of the terrors that swept thought the city of 2 million people with water as high as the stop lights and the feeling of urgency to reach higher ground. an estimated 200,000 homes have been destroyed by the disaster and the fear of a continuation of the flooding is still a high possibility,the cost of rebuilding the 3rd largest city in Australia is estimated to be around 5 billion which also would be the most expensive disaster they have seen to date. After talking to family that live in Brisbane, Australia they say that the disaster is unbelievable and if they had not evacuated when they did things could of been worse. the expected rain fall that is predicted delays the progression of rebuilding and thoughts of moving county is a very big possibility for them and many others at this time.

Friday, January 14, 2011

if only i could control time this morning

how things would be alot easier for everyone could stop time do the things they want without feeling rushed by time that demands you to be worried about the when to get up, how long you can shower, when to be at work or even when your tv shows come on well this year i plan to say "screw you time i have my own personal agenda i need to complete.I'm going do it when i want and take as long as i please," though i know time will win eventually maybe just for one day i hope to get the satisfaction of indulging my spontaneous personality to whatever it wants and when that day comes all the other days that were stressing,time consuming wont really matter and ill be prepared to fight with time once more.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

did we have sex?

i have the tendency to find myself in awkward moments, from seeing a old girlfriend giving lap dances for cheap to smoking reefers in a van because your lighter ran out of fluid, these are a few of my run ins and to tell you the truth its exciting and i wouldn't trade those moments for the world, but what really grabs my curiosity is how we deal with the situation when your mind goes blank and everything around you goes to slow it feels uncomfortable to breath.

this is one of those story's.

Its friday night and im getting ready to leave work and also excited for a 3 day weekend i am amped to work behind me i do the routine head home,shower txt a few buddies only to find that the only person txtn back is a girl who confessed her undying love for me at her party which was awkward since her boyfriend at the time went to hide in a corner somewhere until she got sober enough to remember him. so what do you do? well my thinking at the time was its FRIDAY and i refuse to stay home so yea sure we should hang out. in my haste fearing a long talk about random things until it gets late enough for "gee look at the time"i decided the best way to combat this situation would be through a half a bottle of tequila.
by the time she shows up at the door i almost finished the bottle and im fired up to for what ever she has to throw at me or thats what i thought. she tells me that were just going to stop by her brothers house to pick some things up, we pull up in the driveway just to see keg after keg lined up and a few of his friends hanging out after 15 minutes of walking though the door cup after cup of Budweiser hit the back of my throat and after some time after that i find myself in a basement sweet talking my way for a epic ending to the night and at that point where the sin took place i wake up the next day butt naked trying to find my jeans without waking her.
so maybe secrets do make friends? we carry on like nothing happened since the idea of confrontation would be the long awaited pause which no one likes but sometimes i think, once in a while poke it with a stick.