a funny joke i heard today

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,

"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
-Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
-Blonds aren't as dumb as most folk think

really?

The two videos down the page are the 1st and 2nd half a the 20-minute long phone call between Gov. Walker and "David Koch", actually Ian Murphy of the ever-offensive Beast.

The call is very recent, probably from yesterday, as evidenced by its subject matter.

When "Koch" proposes "planting some troublemakers" among the Wisconsin protesters, Walker says "we thought about that". Not to mention that Walker agrees with "Koch" that Mika Brzezinski is "a real piece of ass." 

part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBnSv3a6Nh4 
part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3a2pYGr7-k 

when was it a crime to have fun?

what happen to living out your life? Im in my 20s and everyone around me is either married in a serious relationship or single but would jump to the idea of being categorized in the first two mentioned. what ever happen to being single, happy and not being forced to go on blind dates? im not saying that dating is bad or marriage or anything above is its just that i have this concept of being able to go out with friends in socials/dates and not feel obligated to ask her hand in holy matrimony. if you dont feel the need to feel committed at that point in time my suggestion is listen to yourself and dont do it.

 

try live like this and you will get what im saying

sorry i feel ive been slacking on posting im going to hypnotherapy sometime today maybe ill ask her to make me more inspired to give everyone something interesting at least to read about but if you have any ideas do comment.

we think were crazy check out the past

what ever happen to the days you could buy codeine without a prescription or when coke a cola had cocaine in the beverage these things sound ridiculous now but yet this generation is so called to be the worst generation of all time for things like this, i mean just because you guys (older generations) had it legal doesnt mean your saints. so i look forward to what the future holds so i can tell the future hoodlums how they messed everything up.

this ad made me think about this whole rant i just did

lets do it right huh

so today im addressing the the fact that when you type in depressing songs it comes up with barney or something thats just annoying so today i will give you the best selection of songs for when you feel a little down i hope you like the list if you have any suggestions please tell me its always good to hear thanks.

heres 3 for the day enjoy

post break up sex

ive been listening to this song for the last 3 days its time spread the wealth hope you like it its called post break up sex by the vaccines. hope you like it